It’s Monday, so that means it’s time for Chief Drama Queen State Representative Randy Fine to manufacture a new crisis. Side note, Randy recently announced he was endorsed by the highly sought after, prestigious “Federation of Manufactured Home Owners,” but failed to announce his endorsement of the “Federation of Manufactured Crisis.”
But seriously…(and sadly) Randy’s chosen target for this week is Drag Queens reading books. It’s no secret that Randy has waged war on the LGBTQ+ community. Whether or not that is an internal fight within himself more than an outward one is yet to be determined. One thing that has been determined however, is that whenever Randy Fine says something on Facebook it’s either completely false, or extremely exaggerated and sensationalized. Keep in mind, this is the same man that actually paid a lawyer to split up his eyeglass cleaner in his divorce decree.
After a 2 year hiatus due to Covid-19, Space Coast Pride Fest is back and being held in Downtown Melbourne this week. It has been a historically extremely successful and well-attended event in our community. Fine has chosen to insert himself into the mix after noticing there was a headline without his name in it. He posted the following:
Fine’s office is conveniently located across the street from Pin Ups strip club. This may be why he is so familiar with female stipper “work costumes.” In addition to this post and several others, Fine listed the event corporate sponsors, some of which are the largest employers in this county, and encouraged his rage-fest followers to call them to “save the kids.”